Chilly Bean
Loves snow but refuses to sit on anything cold. Will dig a hole in your couch to make a “den.”
Woofski
Speaks fluent Husky and never has an “off” button. Will argue with you about bedtime.
Sir Howls-a-Lot
Thinks every moment is a perfect time for a dramatic opera solo. Neighbors love him (they don’t).
Captain Cold Snoot
Sticks his freezing wet nose on you at the worst possible times. Always looking for snow, even in summer.
Zoomer Floof
Has two speeds: full sprint and unconscious. Floors are optional when turning corners.
Majestic Sledinator
Was born to pull a sled, but will drag you through the mud instead. Walks you, not the other way around.
Bork Snowstorm
Will bark at falling snowflakes as if they personally offended him. Also barks at air.
Arctic Tater Tot
Small but full of energy, like a potato battery with endless zoomies. Prefers sleeping in a human’s bed, preferably sideways.
Frosty Pawtato
Loves the cold but refuses to go outside when it’s actually freezing. Will judge you for it.
Iceberg McFlufferson
Majestic, elegant… until he trips over his own paws. Still blames you for it.
Shiver Wiggles
Wiggles when excited, wiggles when cold, wiggles because wiggling is life. Will steal your blanket.
Parka Pup
Wears the fluffiest coat but still acts like he’s freezing. Demands extra blankets in winter.